1. HUMPTY DANCE
All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny,
but yo I'm makin' money, see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance
{Chorus:
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Verse Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.
{Chorus
Breakdown:
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
Verse Three:
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
{Chorus
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
{Chorus
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Outro:
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness forever
{Music and fade
video 2. The Way We Swing
Yo Shock man people be comin up to me sayin
"Yo man, what's up with the Underground, man?
You guys old school, new school, R&B or hip-hop?"
What should I tell em?
Now this is not your average everyday rap song
We won't be rockin bells that go a ding and a dong
The bass drummer hipper won't be lingering on
Check out the way we kick it on the microphone
The funky beat is playin and we're swingin along
The Underground is rockin with the hip-hop song
The drums are ringin with the serious tone
Ah clock this y'all, we're on the microphone
Ah MC's, you like the way we swing
Well listen close and make sure you don't miss a thing
Don't you know that we're the microphone masters
Known to MC's as the raw dog bastards
We bust rhymes, and write everyday
So listen close, to the things that we say
Triple-slippin MC's will get verbally raped
We'll send you home with that look on your face
And just rock this, you can't stop this
Ah just rock this, try and clock this (try and clock this)
The funky beat is playing and we're swingin along
The Underground is rockin with the hip-hop song
The funky drums is ringin with the serious tone
Ah clock this y'all, we're on the microphone
Ah MC's, ya like the way we swing (ya like the way we swing)
Cause America, likes the way we swing
MC's, you like the way we swing
I hope you do, cause if you don't it don't mean a thing
See we don't play for other hip-hop crews, it's not about you
We do the things that we wanna do
We're MC's to please the loyal followers
But you you're just a sucker hip-hop borrower
Your real name is probably Bradworth or Bennett
Your verbal baggage ain't got nuthin in it
You think that you're rockin but you're not hip-hoppin
So you best stop jockin at the masters
MC's, you like the way we swing (you like the way we swing)
Yeah, cause America, likes the way we swing
MC's, you like the way we swing (you like the way we swing)
The Queen told you that you're nothing but an underling
We're talkin trash, we kick it kind of cocky
You can't deny it though the drums are good and sloppy
The funky beat is playin and we're swingin along
The Underground is rockin with the hip-hop song
The funky drums are ringin with the serious tone
Ah clock this y'all, we're on the microphone
Ah MC's, like the way we swing (they like the way we swing)
Cause America, likes the way we swing
[whispered] You're triple-slippin you're triple-slippin
You're triple-slippin (yo man) you rhyme like a school teacher
About convincing as a preacher, who smokes reefer
Why don't you give it up just put the mic down
Get out of town with that noise, this is the underground
Not your average everyday rap crew
You can tell by the things we say the things that we do
The funky beat is playin and we're swing along
Ah clock this y'all, we're on the microphone
Ah MC's, you like the way we swing (ya like the way we swing)
Cause America, ahh, likes the way we swing
And ya don't stop
MC's...they don't know
MC's...they don't know
MC's...they don't know
MC's...what I know
DJ's...they don't know
DJ's...they don't know
DJ's...they don't know
DJ's...what I know
See we have no time for suckers
Who bite with their lowers and their uppers
We came here to play and what we really wanna say
is MC's, why don't you take the chill pill
You really need to listen to the way we spill
ah these rhymes, we don't have time to drop a dime
Everytime a sucker thief gets away with a line
Their mouths keep suckin cause they ain't got nothin
But they best stop FUCKIN with the masters
MC's, you like the way we swing (you like the way we swing)
Yeah, cause America, likes the way we swing
MC's, you like the way we swing
Cause Africa, likes the way we swing
MC's, you like the way we swing
Cause down in Australia, they love the way we swing
MC's, you like the way we swing
Yo, cause Zimbabwe, likes the way we swing (and ya don't stop)
Ahh, MC's, you like the way we swing
Cause over in the Phillipines, they love the way we swing
Yeah, MC's, you like the way we swing
Don't you know the UK y'all, likes the way we swing
Ahh, MC's, hah you like the way we swing
Even in Cleveland, they like the way we swing
MC's, you like the way we swing
Japan, likes the way we swing
(Kick it Shock) and ya don't stop
Ah keep on gonna rock til we hit the top
Ah one time, in your mind y'all
Get busy, get busy, get busy, get busy...
video 3. Rhymin' On The Funk
[Chorus]
S-H-I-N-I-N on the funk
And listen to the emcees rhymin on the funk
We solemnly swear to never bust a style that's bunk
So listen to the way that we're rhyming on the funk
[Shock G]
Now we would like to ask you
Have you ever heard this style befo'
You gotta say no
Cause there ain't no denying
And if you say yes you're lying
People are always wondering
What's up with the Underground
Are they down?
Or is just another new sound
We're saying things
And when we use a beat we use it right
Cause we're not just playing things
Spitting rhymes
Like a Tommy gun spraying things
So when you see us onstage
Don't just stare us down
Or compare our sound
To any other crew ya like
Yo, judge how ya like
[Chorus]
[Money-B]
Riding this like a roller coaster
Hugging the curves and dipping
Like I'm supposed to do
For the Underground troupe
Cause I know I'm the poop
Steaming hot
Stinking up the dance floor
Gonna do it freelance
For the funk, my friends
And all the others in the industry
They want to get with me
(Shock: Why is that, Mon?)
Maybe it's my smooth flow
They know this guy is dope
So they get hip to the style I'm using
It's called Raw Fusion
Ain't no time for ego-tripping
Let it be known
There'll be no slipping on mine
Cause all I want
Is a chunk of this Underground funk
[Chorus]
[Shock G]
Yo, Money-B
[Money-B]
What's up cold Shock G?
[Shock G]
Check it out, would you tell the people what we mean
[Money-B]
What do you mean what we mean?
[Shock G]
You know what I mean
Tell 'em what we mean
When we're R-H-Y-M-I-N on the funk
Let 'em know that we got spunk
[Money-B]
We got it
[Shock G]
And when I count to three
Go on and hit some of that humpty-hump
One, two, three
[Money-B]
Well, I'm humpty-humping
You know that I'm saying something
The funk's in your face
Gonna keep the place jumping
As the beat keeps pumping
I'm tick-tocking 'em
Dope rhymes, I'm dropping 'em
On the twenty-four track
And there ain't no stopping 'em
It's too late to put the tape on pause
Because we're
[funk sample interlude]
[Money-B]
Tell me if you think the beat is nasty
Well get ready, we're going to get sweaty
Just in case I hope you brought a towel in
I'm on the prowl when I hear the bass growling
[Shock G]
Growling like a big bass monster
On a rampage, it's like we were onstage
Shock G speaking from the Underground
[Money-B]
Do they understand?
[Shock G]
I really don't give a damn
Cause we're
[Chorus]
video 4. Sex Packets
[Shock G, singing]
Sex packets, a dollar or two
Just tell me, how many for you
This time... this time...
This time... this time...
Sex packets, the girl of your dreams
Just try one, it's not what it seems
There's love... there's love...
There's love... there's love...
Now it's just sex in a pill
It gives me such a thrill, it's nice
And it's a guy for a girl, or a girl for a guy
Try one tonight
Now I just can't wait, till I get home tonight
I got three for $10.99
No sex can be safer
It's a pill, wrapped in a little piece of paper
Real nice
Sex packets, a dollar or two
Just tell me, how many for you
This time... this time...
This time... this time...
Sex packets, a one or a two
I just sell them, I cannot do
This love... this love...
This love... this love...
Oh ohh girl
You look so good to me, you're fine
And oh ohh girl
You whispered in my ear, said "Not tonight"
You just won't get with me, and you think that you dissed me
But now I can still be gettin busy
With any girl I like
No more will I ever have to jack it
Cause instead, I can just take a packet
Real nice
Sex packets, a dollar or two
Just tell me, how many for you this time
This time
This time... this time...
[Maverick]
I'ma give ya what ya heart
I'm just givin to your love
And I'm feelin what you need
Uncntested ecstasy
[Shock G]
Yeah you got it
No, hold it like this
Now just put it in your mouth
There you go, there you go
Just let it hit you baby
Sex packets, a dollar or two
Just tell me, how many for you
This time... this time...
This time... this time...
[Shock G and Computer Woman]
Ahhh, it's like nothing I've ever had
It feels so good, so good
Ahhh, are you really here?I'm here, it feels good
It's so realIt is real, ahhh, you like that?
Sex packets!
[Maverick]
I'ma give ya what you heart
I'm just feelin what you love
And I'm givin til you need
Uncontested ecstasy
(Yeah, I'm ready to mix you a packet
I got your honey proof fresh out my bomber jacket
Say you wanna double up?
Why don't you make it a threesome, you know I'm hoein)
[Maverick and Shock G]
I got what you needI got what you need
I got what you wantAnd I got what you want
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No sex can be safer
It's just a pill
Wrapped in a little piece of paper
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, huhhhahhohhhhh!!
[Shock G]
Biochemically compacted sexual affection
Yeah, I'm equipped to mix you a packet
Prescription pills, your favorite tossup in a pill
A professional job baby, yeah
[Shock G singing]
No sex can be safer, it's a pill
Wrapped in a (wrapped in a)
Wrapped in a little piece of (little piece of)
Little piece of, paper!
[Shock G and Computer Woman]
It's so realIt is real
video 5. Kiss You Back
Shimmy shimmy cocoa-pop
Shimmy shimmy cocoa-pop
Shimmy shimmy cocoa-pop
Shimmy shimmy cocoa-pop
We-we chocolate cross-over
Yea, we chocolate cross-over
See me cocoa might go pop
I'm cocoa and I might go pop
Now it's about time that I cleared this
so pardon me miss
but I'd like for you to hear this
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
You see, I feel real good inside, and it's just from your nearness
there's no need for you to fear this
Kiss me, I'll kiss you back
mmmm-
Well ya look kinda cute to me
I think we can achieve this
plus you act like you need this
Kiss me and I'll kiss you back
You act real fly
Money-B's not buyin' it
quit denyin' it
you're better off tryin' it
Freak me girl and I'll freak you back
(duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuuuuh)
Through any kinda weather
will me and you forever
stay together
Well I just don't know
but I'll tell ya what though
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
(kiss you back)
And I guess you wanna know if I'm gonna be around
I ain't sure but I'll tell you what I do know
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
(kiss you back)
Awright, lets do this
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
Yea, Kiss me and I'll kiss you back
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
You with it? 'cause if you with it, I'm with it, yo
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
Yea, mmm-
Just kiss me then I'll kiss you back
I'll kiss you back, I'll kiss you back
Now I'm hopin' that you hear me
'cause I love it when you're near me
and I'm tellin' you sincerely
that if you kiss me girl I'll kiss you back
'cause I really really really like you
and I just want to make it clear
we're gonna keep it fair and square
kiss me and I'll kiss you back
Yo it's not funny!
real cute is what you say to me
but any other way you play me
If you love me then I'll love you back
When you say I get the most out of this it kind of bothers me
a fair exchange and no robbery
Love me girl and I'll love you back
Now I'm hopin that you hear me
cause I love it when you're near me
And I know you know I knew this
so I guess that we can do this
Awright, sing it with me again, c'mon
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
Come on, keep it going
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
Yeah, ladies?
If you love me boy I'll love you back
Oh yeah? Yo I'm with it!
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
Awright, awright that's cool, now let's change it up a little
If you play with my tummy I'll tickle your feet
You know?
If you touch me here I'll touch you there
Yeah, put lotion on me
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
I'll kiss you back
If you love me girl I'll love you back
I'll love you back
We know what you go though
sometimes we put you down
People treat you coldly
they know you sleep around
We never want to disrespect you
And tell anyone in town
But if you love me then I'll love you back
I'm askin' if you're down
I'm hopin' that you hear me 'cause I love it when you're near me
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
I'll kiss you back
You know I know you knew this so I guess that we could do this
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
You know what I'm sayin'?
I mean if it's a deal to you it's a deal to me, but yo
Kiss me then I'll kiss you back
Yo let's kick it one more time, come on
kick it
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
Kiss me
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
And I'll kiss you back
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
If you play with my feet I'll tickle your tummy
If you love me boy I'll love you back
Yea, I like it when the girls do it
If you love me boy I'll love you back
Come one ladies, one more time, kick it
If you love me boy I'll love you back
Cause if you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
But if you hit me then I'll hit you back
Smack me and I'll smack you back
If you scratch me here I'll scratch you there
Aww, put lotion on me
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
If you kiss me girl I'll kiss you back
If you touch me here I'll thouch you there
Touch me here, baby, and I'll touch you there
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
Yea! Yo this is pumpin'!
Yo Shock this is pumpin' man, this sounds like somethin I'd do!
I hear ya, I hear ya Hump!
You know what I'm sayin?
Yeah.
'cept I'd do it like this:
Hit it girls
If you pinch my nose I'll play with your toes
You know what I'm sayin?
Right, right, right
If you look real cutie I'll play with your booty
Yeah
Yeah
Check it, yeah
Yo, but would ya
If you hold my nuts I'll
Awright, that's enough! That's enough!
What, what man? I ain't..
No, no Hump, come on man, no, no
Awright, awright, awright
Let's just keep it cool, you know what I'm sayin?
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
Hold my nose! Uh-huh
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
Jus't havin' fun with it, man, know what I'm sayin'?
If you kiss me then I'll kiss you back
Kiss me then I'll kiss you back
Awright, heh heh
Shimmy shimmy cocoa-pop
We-we chocolate cross-over
See me cocoa might go pop
Shimmy shimmy cocoa pop
We chocolate cross-over
We chocolate might cross over
See me cocoa might go pop
I'm cocoa and I might go pop
See me cocoa might go pop
See me? I'm cocoa, and I might go pop
See me cocoa might go pop
Yeah, we cocoa and we might go pop
See me cocoa might go pop
See me cocoa might go pop
See me cocoa might go pop
See me See me cocoa might go pop go pop
See me cocoa might go pop
Me cocoa and I might go pop
hah hah hah hah hah
See me cocoa might go pop
video 6. Freaks Of The Industry
Well, we're the freaks of the industry.
My man, Money B, Oh my mellow, Shock G
The freaks of the industry,
And when you see us back stage, be prepared to G
Well they say that birds do it, bees do it. [do it]
Time to freak, Money B gets to it,
Not a heavyweight, but I go twelve rounds,
With a jab and a stick, I'm goin' lick for lick, so
Give me the helmet, I'll be the stunt man.
Just relax, and I won't front.
Like Anita, I'm givin' you the best that I've got,
And I'll be takin' it slow, never missin' a spot
Yes, caressing your back we're chest to chest she's kissing on my freckles.
I nibbled around your ears before I suck upon your neck.
'Oh Money B,' yeah, that's what you'll be screamin' and creamin'
But it's not a wet dream, it's the real
The freaky dog, dark nasty, never lettin' a kitty-cat get past me,
Without picking it up, pettin' it, teasin' it,
Takin' it on home and pleasin' it
Cause we're the freaks of the industry,
You's a freak Money B. You got that Shock G
The freaks of the industry,
And when you see us back stage, be prepared to G.
Say you're G'in' [G'in'?]
Nobody else is seein'
And the freak that you're wit' is in front of you,
Bendin' over naked, and she's leanin' on the dresser [Ooh yeah]
You're lookin' at her from the rear [Yeah]
She looks just like Vanessa [The right stuff]
Uh uh, not Vanessa with the singer career,
But the X-rated video queen,
Know what I mean? [Uh huh] A'ight, here's the scene:
You're lying on you're back with your head on the edge of the bed,
The booty's two feet from your head:
Should you: A, take the time to find a condom,
B, you walk right over and you pound 'em,
C, tell her that you want her love,
Well the answer is D, [D], all of the above.
So you're freakin' [freakin'], the furniture's squeakin' [squeakin']
She's tweakin', sayin' that she's weak in the knees.
Cheek to cheek, and pound for pound,
You're taxin' it and waxin' it and workin' it around,
'Til the booty starts makin' that clappin' sound,
Which is cool, but your friends are chillin' in the other room.
The clappin's getting louder, you don't want them to clown you,
In this situation, what do you do: [What?]
A, you, plain and simply, back up off her
B, you hit it just a little bit softer,
C, you take it out and put it in het butt,
Well, D is what I do, so, yo, listen up:
I put a towel on the floor by the two inch gap under the door
Now they can't see me any more.
Check the locks so they can't clock, but they can listen.
There'll be no bargin' in and there'll be no dissin' [Dissin']
Gettin' back to my mission, break out the whipped cream and the cherries,
Then I go through all the fly positions:
My head under her leg under my arm under her toe.
She says, 'I like it when you scream, baby let yourself go.'
I hit it and split it, lick it and quit it.
After the ride, put my clothes on and walk outside,
And before anybody gets a chance to speak,
I say, 'Yo, don't say nuttin', I guess I'm just a freak!'
Cause we're the freaks of the industry.
Aw, you's a freak, G. Yo, you worse Money B.
The freaks of the industry,
And when you see us backstage, be prepared to G.
[You know what man, you's a freak.
I seen you with that girl at the hotel after
that show last week.
And what about that time out there in the park?
Shhh, don't tell nobody]
It's like this:
Now if there's a cure for this,
We don't want it, we'll run from it
And if there's a remedy,
We don't need it, we just eat it.
[This is to the ladies: I'm a freak
Hey, yo, piano man: take us out of here, man]
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